About me: Earned praise for short selling Mr. Potato Heads
worldwide. Had moderate success implementing
tattoos in the government sector. Spent a weekend
licensing hula hoops for the underprivileged.
Spent several months supervising the production of
squirt guns for farmers. Spent two years testing
the market for hobos in Hanford, CA. What gets me
going now is developing robots in Hanford, CA.
