Collection of all
the very best
3)Hello, My name is
Collection of all the very best Simpsonisms, quotes, catchphrases, and invented words.
3)Hello, My name is Mr.Burns
5)Bee stings cause me to um...die
6)Family, relgion, friendship, these are the three demons you must slay in order to succeed in business
7)What good is money if you cant inspire terror in your fellow man?
8)Cheating is a gift, man gives himself
9)Youre the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
11)I dont like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing theres too many fat children
12)My legs dont know how to be as fast as yours
13)Doctor says i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i just kept my finger outta there
14)Sleep! Thats where im a viking
15)My cats name is mittens
16)My cats breath smells like catfood
18)abcdefg...how i wonder what you are
19)Shes touching my special area
20)I heard your dad went into a restaurant....
21)And I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
22)Thats why i love elementary school. The children believe anything you tell them
23)Class after class of ugly ugly children
24)Me fail english? thats unpossible
25)Pfft. English. Im never going to england
26)English side ruined! Le Grill? What the hell is that?!
28)I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
29)I beat the smart kids! I bent my wookie
30)Better start eating kid
31)This is 91...2
32)Can you people take the law into your own hands?
33)What cures cancer?
34)They only come out at night. Or in this case the day time.
35)Let that be a lesson to you kids. Kids never learn
36)Kids, kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.
37)Kids, kids, im not gonna die. That only happens to bad people.
38)Wesaling out of things is important to learn
39)If he can teach a class...HE can teach a class
40)It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
41)And how is "EDUCATION" supposed to make me feel smarter?
42)I dont have to listen to myself. Im drunk
43)Blue m&m, green m&m, they all end up the same color in the end
44)Fame was like a drug
45)I hope i didnt brain my damage
46)me lose brain?
47)homer no function beer well without
48)no tv and no beer make homer something something
49)i like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!
50)Beer...now theres a temporary answer
52)To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems
53)Donuts....is there anything they cant do?
54)Theyre on tv!
55)8 hours of tv a day
56)While were gone, tvs in charge. Go to bed when it says
57)son, it doesnt matter if you win or lose. its how drunk you get
58)son, a woman is alot like a refridgerator
59)son, a woman is a lot like a beer
60)yes son, im the best monothingy guy there ever was
61)dad, youre a very old man now. and old people are useless
62)old people dont need companionship
63)to the sickos at modern bride magazine
64)dear mr.president there are too many states nowadays. please remove 3.
65)sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood
66)its rotten being old, no one listens to you. Im a white male age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are
67)out of this world, space age moon waffles
70)everythings ok alarm
72)lisa, i wanna buy your rock
73)let the bears pay the bear tax, i pay the homer tax.
74)lisa, you dont win friends with salad
75)lisa, tell your brother i just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like i do every morning
76)lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. you just do it really half-assed. thats the American way!
77)later that day we set sail for america
78)yes! i am a citizen! now which way to the welfare office?
79)thank you for coming...ill see you in hell!
80)SEE YOU IN HELL! CANDYBOYS!