URGENT: Congress Wants To Make Streaming A Felony
(go do this right away you stupid piece of shit. This is your good deed for the day) --
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"First of all let me just say that it was really a boat-load of fun rolling around New York and interviewing all these cool, unique people. We got to see a lot of genuine New York City tolls and friendly policemen, we got some authentic local pizza, and got a parking ticket for $50.
Let it be known that we just love NYC so much; we're dying to move down there and get in on all the great action going down. From tag sales to street vendors, from block parties to just seeing friendly faces walking around, there's never a shortage of cool stuff and experiences to have in The Big Apple.
Check Pitchfork out for the show schedule, then go catch a tUnE-yArDs show at the Knitting Factory. Make you you rub your genitals against someone else's genitals and combine your hair and sweat with their hair and sweat, then go to their apartment and tromp around in your piss/shit covered shoes and use their weird, expensive hygiene products and smell a stranger's new smells. Coke is really not a big deal--you can try a little bumpypoo and still hold your shit down--you won't become one of those 'cokeheads', relax.
They're people just like you and me, wearing special clothing and accessories, and running wild in New York's hottest sexual playpen--W-burg NYC '11. Never remember always fagget.
Listen guys, The World is on fire, and I think step one is all of us getting our priorities straight. That's all we're trying to say here. Paying $1500 for a 1BR when you ain't got no job, and doing 'decoupage'--well, heck, my pappy don't know much about youngsters these days but even he can see with his old gloucoma-riddled eyes, God bless his heart, that that ain't no priority worth prioritizin' over.
OK enough rambling from us. Please head on over to facebook.com/mde.tv -- we are knee-deep in some serious play-by-post role playing, on the wall, check it out, love ya!"
-The MGMT
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