One time I was at the dog park with Red Dog, and he was being all crazy and everything, running around and barking and trying to get the other dogs to chase and play with him.
"Whose little brown dog is that!" Exclaimed another dog park person. Basically, what the person meant was, "That dog is completely insane."
Yes, thank you very much. That's right! Red dog is completely insane. He's my little crazy boy. My crazy little boo boo.
We love him so. Even if he does play ninja in the living room.
I so wanted a red border collie. About eight years ago the stars aligned -- a litter was born nearby and I hit a jackpot at the local slot machine parlor -- and I purchased my red dog.
Unfortunately for all of us, he's smarter than I am.
He is a big wimp though. I originally thought he would be good at canine disc, but after about five years of trying to train him (with lackluster results) I decided that Red would be best as a comedic actor. Hence, videos such as "Red Dog Ninja Freakout."
Red may not be very good at most stuff dogs are supposed to do, but boy is he good at running around, barking and chewing stuff up.
If anyone was concerned watching the video, please be advised -- the big brown dog can take car of herself. She is not afraid of the little red dog. The big brow dog is a Rhodesian Ridgeback mix (a lion hunting dog) and she could demolish the Red Dog in like two seconds if she wanted to.
Seriously that bigger brown dog is a monster. Red Dog isn't smart enough to know that he shouldn't mess with a dog like that.
But red has no fear. Ninja freakout!
Jimmyjumpnjive 2012
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