Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a
beautiful
Princess,
"Will you
marry me?"
The Princess said
NO and the Prince
lived happily ever
after. An
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said NO and the Prince lived happily ever after. And he rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted fished when ever the fuck he wanted. And went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and snorted cocaine of striper's asses and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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