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I was playing XBOX with a couple of friends when my mom called and said grandma's dying again I told her, that sucks, and to say I said hi Mom ye (more)

I was playing XBOX with a couple of friends
when my mom called and said grandma's dying again
I told her, that sucks, and to say I said hi
Mom yelled at me and told me that I had to drop by
So off to the nursing home we drove in my car
There were sleeping dudes in wheelchairs all over the yard,
And inside, the halls was scary and creepily lit
it smelled like someone took a dump and then rotisserie'd it.
Then I found Granny's room and I went inside,
"Good to see you" she said, "You too" I lied
So she started talkin' about the stuff she ate this week
I stuck my friends with her and went to take a leak.
Pee'd all I could pee 'til I could no more,
So bored I opened up one of her cabinet drawers,
"Oh my God!" I shouted as I burst back in,
"Gram's got a prescription of Oxycontin?"
Let's go to the Old Folk's home!
We can get doped up and then all get stoned.
Let's go to the Old Folk's home!
I'd have been there more if...

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