This is a sequel to the Natalie Rap from SNL (2006): https://youtu.be/-A0iftflme4
We wrote the song, but this was directed/edited by SNL people in NYC. (We shot Andy in LA). Full story here: http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/andy-samberg-on-snl-natalie-portman-rap-sequel.html
LYRICS:
INTERVIEW 1
BECK: We’re here today with film star, Natalie Portman. Now Natalie, the last time you were here things got a little out of control.
NATALIE: Yeah, well I was going through a really weird time then, but I’ve matured a lot.
BECK: Why don’t you fill us in on what it’s like to be you?
NATALIE: Okay, ya bish.
BECK: I’m sorry, what?
VERSE 1
YEAH
PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN
FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BEST FRIEND JUST FOR SPORT-MAN
YOU KNOW ITS CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT
PUT A DILDO ON A SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE
XANIES DISSOLVING IN MY PINOT
MY MAN DANCE BUT HE’S NOT A BALLERINO
YEAH, HE TWINKLE HIS TOES
BUT HE GIVE ME GOOD D THO
WRAP A GOOD BURRITO
TIDE PODS ONL...
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