Way up in Ontario
Is a city of bright lights
And a guy up there has made the news
By the way he spends his nights
He smokes his stuff and hangs with crooks
And gives the town a scare
And I guess you'd say that's it's OK
Except this guy's the mayor
They've got a video and yes it's really him
But now he's said he's sorry and he's going to the gym
Just don't mess with Robert cause you know that you can't win
Hey Rob Ford you're the man of the hour
You're as big as the lake
You're as tall as the tower
And try as they might they just can't bring you down
At the end of the day
You're in charge of this town
Hey Rob Ford, now you've got your own Nation
You're on every channel
You're on every station
TO is famous, and it's all thanks to you
It's those things that you say
It's those things that you do
Hey Rob Ford, Hey Rob Ford
With you at the wheel
We could never get bored
And they're laughing at you, but you don't even care
And we hope you don't change
You're our favorite crack-smoking mayor
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