Michelle Branch bids a musical farewell to loser and satanic body pillow Ted Cruz.
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"Goodbye, Ted Cruz" Lyrics:
Of all the things you believed in
We just wanted to get it over with
Nothing behind your eyes
And you made us cry
Counting the ways that you would lie.
You'd been sliding deep down in the polls.
A hundred cans of Chunky Soup fillin' up your bowl.
Looks like your campaign has come to an end
When Carly is your only friend, and I say,
Goodbye Ted Cruz
Goodbye, we always knew you would lose
You were the one we loathed,
The campaign no one tried to hold on to.
You were so easy to despise
And it seems like we can't do a show without you.
Elbowed your wife,
And your dad killed JFK,
And you're the Zodiac Killer at night...I know I'm right.
Goodbye Ted Cruz
Won't miss your lizard face on the news
You were the one we loathed
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