About me:
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of
them collapses.
He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes
are glazed over.
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling
fingers and calls 911.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I
do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will
help you. First of all, let's make sure
he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy
gets back on the phone and says "OK, now
what?"
