He wastes no time getting on both of the Big Two parties' asses.
"New Rule: You can't put a windmill in your ad if you've voted against every single bill that might lead someone to actually build one. As long as you're sending a camera crew to a farm, why not take a picture of actual bullsh*t."
Just because a married man cheats on his wife for a younger blonde he met in a bar doesn't mean he's not a patriot... just ask John McCain
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