About me: and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of
Character if you don't know). Also, this is
my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex
and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter
Seventeen Summary: It's amazing what one can
stuff in a broom cupboard. "You shagged my
eyes green!" Hermione screeched. A part of
Harry wanted to run very far away due to the anger
in his lover's voice. The other part of Harry
marveled at how her screams echoed off the marble
floor of the expansive bathroom; it was a
