About me: The few friends I have absolutely adore me, even
before I became rich. Oh, that’s another
thing, I have a lot of money... like a crazy, fuck
you amount of money. I am big in the art industry.
I specialize in paintings. Being wealthy is still
new to me. It happened somewhat quickly and now
I’m pretty sure people will buy anything I
paint just because of my name, not the content.
It’s sad how that happens to art these
days. If you ever see a painting that makes you
say, "abstract? Hell, that’s
