About me: it in a ponytail but today was my most casual day.
I was wearing jean shorts, the ones with spandex
in them. What? They are so much easier to put on.
My ass is bigger than it used to be and I need all
the tricks at my disposal. I pulled into
Jennifers driveway a little after 8 AM and walked
to the patio door on the side of her house. It
doesn’t lock and I just slipped right in. I
could hear her in the kitchen, clanking and
banging pans together. So I snuck around the
corner and jumped out at
