Free MP3 by Lemon Demon: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/ebaumsworld
Animation made by AltF4: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/altf4/
Flash version of the video with optional subtitles. Yes, on ABS with permission from animator.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ebaumsworld
Ebaum's World Dot Com Lyrics:
Once upon time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
And they called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld dot com
It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No not one bit
And then he had the nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of sh*t
Oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch
'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in t...
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